Here's the story of a seahorse named Sadie
Who loved a seahorse whose name was Brady
And wanted him to carry her babies
All 1,500 Ain't that crazy?
Their courtship was a daily dance
Took her a week to ask for the chance
And finally Sadie the lady asked Brady if maybe
He'd carry her babies
And he said
"YASS QUEEN"
Oh Sadie and Brady glide through the sea
They move from reef to reef
Holding tails as they ride the waves
Together forever, forever and always
But one sad day
The current had its way
And separated their loving tails
Sent poor Sadie out with the big blue whales
And she tried and tried, and tried to swim
But swimming's hard for fish like them
After all, they have small fins
And Sadie that lady
Died of exhaustion
She left him pregnant, all alone
And lonesome Brady glides through the sea
He moves from reef to reef
No tail to hold and ride the waves
Alone for all those days until
Lonesome Brady had those babies
All 1,500 ain't that crazy
And every fry looked just like Sadie
He felt love again
And he was happy
And one day in the carpool line
This seahorse, she was looking fine
Her name was Kadie and she had
1,500 babies of her own
They fell in love right then and there
Forever now they get to share
3,000 little seahorse babies
Man that's enough to drive a fish crazyyy
Oh Kadie and Brady glide through the sea
They move from reef to reef
Holding tails as they ride the waves
Together forever
Forever and always