The Channs - The Ballad of a Stolen Horse Lyrics

The lonely Wizard rides into town
Doesn't say much, doesn't make a sound
He stops at the bar

When he walks in, all the people of the town just stare
He doesn't have much of a care
He goes to the barkeep
He asked the man for the strongest drink they have
Downed two of them, and had another round
This is when, a thought came into his head

He looked around and he said

Hey where's my horse

Where in tarnation is my horse
Where in tarnation is my horse

He got up out of his seat so fast that it broke under him
Ran out of the bar and broke the doors behind
He had to find his horse
He looked for any tracks, any clues he could find
There was nothin' around
So he went lookin'

He walked out of the town and tried to find anything
But it was just open horizons
So he got bleak

He looked around all sad, and he said

Hey where's my horse

Where in tarnation is my horse
Where in tarnation is my horse

He picked himself up, he was done being lost
He had to find his good buddy
And time was not on his side
He started climbing up mountains to find the higher ground
This is where he saw in the distance
There was a man washing in the river
He approached the man, all friendly like,
Asked him about if he'd seen a horse around
The man just looked at him puzzled
So he did what he could

He shredded the meanest guitar solo you ever did hear

Neeeeew neeeeew neeeeew neeeeeuuurr

Ow

The man was stunned
And the deed was done
He told the Wizard that his horse has been right outside the whole time
And that he had never even left the bar
The Wizard looked and him, and said

Hahahaha Well, shit there's my horse

There out that window, that's my horse
There out that window, that's my horse

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala la la la la laaaaaaah

Drums drums drums drums guitar bass drums guitar bass or something
More drums
Trashcan ending