I only think about the girl I love
That's not true, I think about the girls that I could've nude
When I was young and dumb
But now I got a wife and kids, and home and other things
And when I see some pretty girl, I fidget with my ring
So pat my back, pat my back
I get up and go to work each day
That's not true I am pretty much as lazy as they say
So I guess I am old and young
And now I've been to England and I've been to Paris, France
And I can say thqt I did it, so you shouldn't miss the chance
To pat my back, pat my back,
Pat my back, won't you pat my back?
I can fool myself into the grave
Cause I know just exactly what to say
Just to get my way
So I guess I am smart and dumb
So here's another song where I confess some things to you
Like I wonder if there's anyone who feels the way that I do?
To pat my back, pat my back,
