CG Franky - D in the A Lyrics

Oo-la-la!

Excuse me sir?
You're looking quite,
Uncomfortable
Did you experiment perhaps?
A little exploration?
Or have you been naughty?
Did some mistress punish you?
Or a mister?

Did you have a D in the A?
Or a C in the B?
No vaseline?
Perhaps a rubber thingamagicky?
Covered in tobasco?
Maybe find a bidet?
For some refreshment.

Excuse me sir?
You're looking quite,
Uptight
You need some experimenting perhaps?
A little relief?
You're A is way too cramped
At the Sunny Motel
You'll get fixed!

Oo-la-lah!

You need a D in the A!
Or a C in the B!
No vaseline!
Perhaps a rubber thingamagicky!
Covered in tobasco!
Maybe find a Kärcher!
And jetstream upto
Your tumtum.

Excuse me m'am?
You're looking quite,
Unhappy
Was the C too tiny?
Or the D too large?
Couldn't find the correct?
Hoooooole?
Or a scissor problem?
Momma always said,
Careful with scissors!

Oo-la-laah!

You need a D in the A!
Or a C in the B!
Or a D in the V,
C in the V or V on V.
There are several useful
Rubber thingamagickies!
The Sunny Motel has
Solutions for all!

Or maybe you're simply insatiable
Then no Sunny Motel will ever suffice
You can try you're luck under the bridge
For a very low price!

You need a D in the A!
Or a C in the B!
Or a D in the V,
C in the V or V on V.
There are several useful
Rubber thingamagickies!
The Sunny Motel has
Solutions for...
All!

Oo-la-laa!