He's a whole deck of cards
A game of chance like playin' poker
Handsomely flawed with flinty eyes
And hair the color of ochre
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
Well him with his fancy suits
And wooin' me with all those diamonds
I won't pretend I didn't look
He seemed like he was a fine one
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
A glance from him would make me flush
He knew just how to lay his hand
Am I a fool? This one-eyed Jack
Is he the man that I planned
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
Hey, neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
But I was wise to fear and fret
He's not the sum of all his parts
Look closer yet, his deck is short
He lacks the queen of hearts
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh
Hey-neigh-neigh, hey-neigh-nigh
Hey, neigh-oh, neigh-oh