Celevon the Bard - Throw Hard, Think Soft: A Dwarf's Creed Lyrics

Oh, the Dwarf with muscles of steel
Whose brain's not quite his greatest deal
He'll throw a javelin at any sight
That dares to move or catch the light!
Strong as stone and quick to throw
With aim that's wild and heart aglow
His javelins fly both far and wide
While friends and foes all run to hide
When danger calls, he's first to fight
Though plans and tactics give him fright
With muscles flexed and javelin raised
He leaves his enemies amazed
Now gather 'round and raise your beer
For tales of javelins far and near
Our mighty dwarf might not be wise
But watch that javelin split the skies!
So here's to our Dwarf, brawny and bold
With a heart of gold, if truth be told
He might not think before he throws
But he's the best mate a party knows!
Strong as stone and quick to throw
With aim that's wild and heart aglow
His javelins fly both far and wide
While friends and foes all run to hide