If I ever died, bitch, I would be a legend
If there ever was a storm then I'm making it clap in Heaven
I said "F*ck your tour, I'ma do it times seven"
My big ass eyes look like a f*ckin deer
And I'm late to this shit, but at least I'm here
I bounce my ass any time anywhere
And I do the pose with my hands in my hair
I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous
I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous
I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous
I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous
But If I ever died, bitch, I would be a legend
If there ever was a storm then I'm making it clap in Heaven
I said "F*ck your tour, I'ma do it times seven"
My big ass eyes look like a f*ckin deer
And I'm late to this shit, but at least I'm here
I bounce my ass any time anywhere
And I do the pose with my hands in my hair
I'm like this 'cause I think I hit my head on a pole
They know Im a freak and I strip in the snow
I like stashing money that I found on the floor
Now I got twenty dollar bills in my bra
I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous
I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous
But If I ever died, bitch, I would be a legend
If there ever was a storm then I'm making it clap in Heaven
I said "F*ck your tour, I'ma do it times seven"
My big ass eyes look like a f*ckin deer
And I'm late to this shit, but at least I'm here
I bounce my ass any time anywhere
And I do the pose with my hands in my hair
I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous
I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous
I used to be a waitress, but I'd rather be famous
I want to be a waitress, I don't want to be famous