Home for tea and medals I fought the villain and saved that girl
Applause and celebrations outside my imagination works so well
I don't know what is real must stay in comfort zone
A slap on the wrist not get caught short; it's too far to fall
And it's the be-all and the end and I'm sad it's true
Drowning my sorrows in that old expression I'm blue
Clutching onto the adulation I've still not seen
I don't ever want to be sober
Well meanwhile I'm an actor in an important scene
"Lawrence Olivier-esque" yes I'm the best
Beware of that honey trap! Watch that!
Cuckoo unhinged; they may throw down all of those words
See that friend I talk to in the mirror; he listens and listens and listens
And it's the be-all and the end and I'm sad it's true
Drowning my sorrows with that old expression I'm blue
Clutching onto the adulation I've still not seen
I don't ever want to be sober