Secret leaked
By FBI
Found the truth
Family lie
Sauce show up
Year after year
Nobody eat
Why it here?
Cranberry sauce
Ain't fooling me
Like cheap boots
From Tennessee
Everyone lie
Act so bold
Same story
Getting so old
Grandma bring
Aunt bring too
Counter full
What we do?
Tiny scoop
Act polite"Oh so good
Yeah, right
Cranberry sauce
Ain't fooling me
Like cheap boots
From Tennessee
Everyone lie
Act so bold
Same story
Getting so old
Grug stand up
On his chair
Got something
To declare"Why keep bring
This shitty dish
Leave at store
That me wish"
Evidence
In plain sight
Twenty plates
Still look nice
Tiny scoop
Never move
Everyone here
Know the truth
Cranberry sauce
Ain't fooling me
Like cheap boots
From Tennessee
Everyone lie
Act so bold
Same story
Getting so old
Cranberry sauce
Ain't fooling me
Like cheap boots
From Tennessee
Everyone lie
Act so bold
Same story
Getting so old
Listen up fam
Me done being nice
This sauce worse than
Old pizza slice
No more nod
No more cheer
Cranberry gone
Raise your beer