Alright
Everybody listen up
THIS IS A STICK UP
This isn't a joke
It's not a f*cking song
THIS IS A STICK UP
Give us all your cash, your watches and jewelry
You: get your hands up!
Reach for the sky
And keep them held high
Hands where we can see them, people
No one has to die
This is not a concert
We are not a band
We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split
The music's pre-recorded, we're not playing shit
You should've joined our mailing list
You should've bought a shirt
But you f*cked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows
Alright
Everybody shut up
THIS IS A STICK UP
Where's my money?
You think I'm being funny?
THIS IS A STICK UP
Don't call the f*cking cops
Don't try to be a hero
You: stop crying!
I'll bash you in the face
With my motherf*cking bass
If any of you sons of bitches
Try to leave this place
This is not a concert
We are not a band
We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split
The music's pre-recorded, we're not playing shit
You should've joined our mailing list
You should've bought a shirt
But you f*cked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows
This is not a concert
We are not a band
We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand
We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split
The music's pre-recorded, we're not playing shit
You should've joined our mailing list
You should've bought a shirt
But you f*cked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt
In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows