The dogs are pissing on your swag
The dogs are pissing on your swag
There comes a time in every leader's reign
Looking back upon the wins, the joy and the pain
But when the polls start to take on a southerly inflection
It's enough to kill a leader's...ahem...direction!
Is it me?
Am I the problem
Is it time to go?
But I honestly still think I'm the best person to lead the party to the next election
I mean, a driver's dog could do it, no?
Oh no, what's that I feel?
You thought you had it done and dusted
Destiny, preordained in the bag
I've got news for you, old buddy, old pal
The dogs are pissing on your swag!
I'll really hand it to you
Pump your tyres, salute your flag
I'll piss in your pocket and blow smoke up your arse
But the dogs are pissing on your swag
The dogs are pissing on your swag
The dogs are pissing on your swag
The onions are out for you, old pal
And the dogs are pissing on your swag
The jig is up, the game is over
You'll have plenty of time to defrag
Relevance deprivation syndrome awaits you
When the dogs are pissing on your swag
But thanks so much for all that you've done
The hole's been dug and here's your body bag
Long may you look upon us from the party room wall
When the dogs are pissing on your swag
The dogs are pissing on your swag
The dogs are pissing on your swag
This is my leader, I'm ambitious for me, I mean him
When the dogs are pissing, it's you we won't be missing
When the dogs are pissing on your
Swag!