Let me share a story, an itty bitty ditty, about how I used to be, it was a wee bit iffy
Things were all mixed up, arse up in the air, I had to shake it up, get under that despair, then I discovered a secret treasure, that unlocked a world of pleasure
Life's much nicer with a giney, so much better with a vag, it's more better with a giney, it's the perfect match
I told you about my adventure, overseas I flew, 21 days later, a woman all anew, cost me a pretty penny, worth every ruddy cent
They said there's no going back, I said too right you bet, then I discovered a secret treasure, that unlocked a world of pleasure
Life's much nicer with a giney, so much better with a vag, it's more better with a giney, it's the perfect match
It's not without its complications, who doesn't want a piece of puss? She isn't self-lubricating, what's a girl to do
Life's much nicer with a giney, so much better with a vag, it's more better with a giney, it's the perfect match
Life's much nicer with a giney
Don't you think? Whattaya reckon? How about it? Get yours today!
