Chorus
I got the slice
I got the Hook
Double Bogey is my kind of work.
They call me a Hooligan, the Mulligan Master, yeah im a Shankster,The steady Duffer, the sick nasty hacker.
Verse
When I tee off the ball goes astray,
Fairway to the rough, that's my way.
Greens are a challenge and putts never drop.
Three putts or more, can't seem to stop.
Chorus
I got the slice
I got the Hook
Double Bogey is my kind of work.
They call me a Hooligan, the Mulligan Master, yeah im a Shankster,The steady Duffer, the sick nasty hacker.
Bridge
I'm the king of the bunker, the prince of the sand,
My drives are like rockets, but they never land.
Every round is an adventure, each shot's a surprise,
With me on the course, it's a comedy of highs.y Hacker.
Verse
I'm the king of the sand, the ruler of the rough,
In the land of lost balls, I've got more than enough.
My swing's a wild ride, a roller coaster thrill,
But with each shot, I'm chasing that skill
I got the slice
I got the Hook
Double Bogey is my kind of work.
They call me a Hooligan, the Mulligan Master, yeah I'm a Shankster,The steady Duffer, the sick nasty hacker.
Nothing but love from the one and only true shankster