Captain Vapid - Showstopper Lyrics

It's a double standard
So understand that I can't stand it
Sharp like a porcupine Lose in a balloon store
I'm right behind
Trying to get high at the glue store
My word and my mind line in italics
Planted, both these feet can barely stand it
Whether you do, or you don't
I mean it's cool if you won't
But I ain't got time to waste
I ain't give no tooth and nail for the paste
Choosing to eat ice and hail over cakes
If it got me three wishes
I'd wish you well in a way
And if I could
I guarantee i'd wish you well and away
It's just another pressure
No pressure ever gave way to no better
And whether or not
To piss in a pot
Is never Clever
Enough is enough
On the cusp of an unruly measure
An untimely lever
To pull trap doors
Sever ties
Hypnotize
Their eyes watch closer
I regret to inform you that this show's over

This show is over
TV stations gone down
No broadcast satellite

Show's over yeah the curtain come down
Everybody dancing they just digging the sound
Show's over yeah the curtain come down
Everybody singing they just singing the sound