Captain Kelphair & the Salty Seamen - The Pit Of Death Lyrics

Another day at sea it's the same shit once again
Avoid the crack of dawn at all cost if you can
For your innocent eyes will lose their virginity
Cause on a ship
In the morn'
Ass is all you see!
Thijn gots his trousers hanging little low
A comment on his rear end
Will just yield you a blow
It seems like Minne's bottom needs a little tan
Its sticking out at least an inch as he's the fattest man
Two shiny buns belonging to the first mate
Last fool who told him spent six weeks in the chains
At least his are cleanly
Much unlike the rest
For most of 'em
Last bath they had
Was weeks ago at best

The captain's ass captain's ass
A nest of shitty flies
Captain's ass captain's ass
Smell it and you'll die
Captain's ass captain's ass
The terror of the seas
Captain's ass captain's ass
Come give it a squeeze
Now some of the folks try to earn some extra dime
Fine mysteries are hidden
Where the sun don't shine
Some have got herbs
Others have rum
But one look at Orestis shows the tip of his gun
Henry's really skinny not keen on wearing pants
An ass so tiny
Looks like it's made for ants
Luckily this is against the pirate code
So we kicked the tiny bastard
Of our manly boat
I've mentioned the hamstrings how pirates are hung
But what I didn't mention
Were the piles of dung
The cook could't cook as he ran out of wood
It meant conserving produce
Was needed for the food
The captain's ass captain's ass
A nest of shitty flies
Captain's ass captain's ass
Smell it and you'll die
Captain's ass captain's ass
The terror of the seas
Captain's ass captain's ass
Come give it a squeeze
Captain's ass captain's ass
Captain's ass captain's ass
Captain's ass captain's ass
Captain's ass captain's ass
Let's
F*cking
Go
The captain's ass captain's ass
A nest of shitty flies
Captain's ass captain's ass
Smell it and you'll die
Captain's ass captain's ass
The terror of the seas
Captain's ass captain's ass
Come give it a squeeze