Cam Get'm - One Stop Shop Lyrics

This is the One Stop Shop, we got everything you want
This shit runs non-stop, 'cuz our job is never done
Listen up, hotshot, when we knock upon your door
I'd get ready for this, 'cuz it's important

Give me time to make my attempted assessments
Just you try to shake your resentment
If only for a second while I
Change the direction we're heading in
This next bit's what the wind swept in-
-formation high, 'til the rain is dry
Man debating why he's alive, gotta take a five
Never say goodbye to the way you vibe with it
Let it fry you within like thighs of a chicken
Herb and spice combine and it's mighty fine
Get ready to dine on company dime
Styles of life can change up so wildly overnight
And everyone's invited!
I'll be your guide to winding up me up inside

The One Stop Shop, we got nothing that you need
This shit runs non-stop, 'cuz we don't believe in sleep
Give it up, hotshot, when we knock you on the floor
I'd get ready for this, 'cuz it's important

Give me time to make my exaggerated overstatements
Just to try to break from that massive cage you've overstayed in
While they try in vain to explain that this is no vacation
Screw your motivation
You get chewed like Copenhagen
Tikki Tikki Tembo, let go of it
Shove it and stretch all of it over the next month of consumption
If you're interested, let me know
Though
I know
You'll never confess you're up to something
Learn to amend, jump out of your head
Run until you're out of power and your legs don't function
What are you gonna do when the rent goes up?
I promise not to judge you when you next show up

At the One Stop Shop, got that X that marks the spot
This shit runs non-stop, and it hits right on the dot
Live it up, hot shot, when it's time to pass the torch
I get ready for this, cause it's important

Give me time to make my uneducated estimations
Just you try to brace for impact, or get back
Either way, you won't evade this
A change is comin' in with the tide
Make away! Step aside!
I ain't worried for the journey, save it for the destination

That's the One Stop Shop, we got everything on sale
This shit runs non-stop, got that game that never fails
Your minute's up, stopwatch, time to knock you off your course
You're not ready for this, but it's important
Walk into the One Stop Shop, got it all right on the line
At the One Stop Shop, always working all the time
That's the One Stop Shop, can't you read the f*ckin' sign?

At the One Stop Shop, in the sight then out of mind
It's the One Stop Shop, no creation, all destruction
In the One Stop Shop, every day's a different function
At the One Stop Shop, gotta make room in the budget
For the One Stop Shop, overrated, under nothin
It's the One Stop Shop, final stop till outer space
Got the One Stop Shop, written all over your face
That's the One Stop Shop, see how much that you can take
From the One Stop Shop, before you go down in flames
Inside the the One Stop Shop
The One Stop Shop
The One Stop Shop
I know you want to go to the One Stop Shop
They always ask "How ya doin?
And you always tell'm "Livin' the dream!"
Because you see kids, it's not always about YOU
When they ask YOU how YOU are doin
Sometimes it's about THEM
Because THEY can't sleep at night if THEY I can't tell THEMSELVES
"I'm not a complete and total piece of shit
Because if I were a total and complete piece of shit
I would've ignored that asshole instead of asking how his night was going!"
So when THEY come up and ask YOU how YOU'RE doin'
Tell'm "Livin the dream!"
Because it's easier than telling'm "My life is a f*cking nightmare!"
You'd think me an acrobat, given the back to back backflips
That have been sending me spinning into back-track trips
Wonder how the f*ck with all this movement do I keep getting stuck like my backpack zipper
Dealin' with this shit sucks mad dick, but it's really difficult to ultimately call it quits
So what do you do about that?
You gonna go west, Fival?
For some type of revival?
Good luck with your survival
I don't really know how that's gonna rival the previous experience
You spineless bastard, have you heard of anything other than f*ckin' just being a selfish turd
All that you do is blow around like a goddamn tumbleweed
And I'm gonna need a little bit more information from you
Before I can completely condemn your actions
But I'm pretty sure that what you're doin' is wrong