CallMeBeanie - Wee Wee Fight Lyrics

He jizzed in his ICUP, so I took a sip
I'm not a waiter, but I'll take his tip
Seeing big ol' booties, my weiner thickens
Don't open the door when I'm choking my chicken
Strumming my doodad on this wacky beat
Beanie's back so send out your tweets
Saying it's tiny, but it's alright though
You just gotta f*ck it with your eyes closed
Grabbing on her chub like a stress pillow
Pissing on my face, yeah I feel that flow
Got a notification she sent me her feet
Stayed in my room for hours beating my meat
Giving my penis a left hook and right
My and my "dang-a-lang" are in a fight
Sticking a blunt in my weiner hole
I'm fighting my wee wee for ball control
I just do not care anymore
I might just be dead before I hit the floor
I'm losing the battle, I'm seeing the light
I wasn't prepared for this wee wee fight
I've lost one round, two round, three and four
I'll pull on his veins, and settle the score
I'm grabbing it's head, I'm hearing it's heart beat
I did not know my penis was an athlete
I'm strangling my cock, I'm tickling my tip
I can see the sperm cells doing some flips
He gave me a donut and said "do nut"
I'm gonna give him a nasty ass uppercut
A burst of inspiration I can beat him with my eyes closed
Hands behind my back kick him and the mother f*cker folds
One sense down, and the rest are all raised
I was losing this wee wee fight, but now I can go on for days
Wanking the biggest wanker I've ever seen ever
Shlong think this is a game, you are not clever
I'm beating him up, looking like a sad ant with a bindle
He's getting weaker and weaker looking him in the eyes, as he dwindles
My penis all weak, my penis on the floor
My penis begging to let him leave through the door
It's leaking and leaking and leaking pre-cum
I'm beating his ass rhythmically like it's a f*cking drum
I was losing in the beginning, but now there's no more fright
Pinned his balls down, yeah I won this Wee Wee Fight