Cake In Space - Santa's Not Coming Lyrics

Santa's not coming
I haven't been good
I stole my brother's Pikachu and threw it in the woods
I felt a little yucky as he cried under his bed
I found it in the snow but now it doesn't have a head
So, Santa's not coming
Yep, that's what's up
I fed the dog my broccoli and then he threw it up
I almost got away with it. My dad, he never knew
Until his morning run when he found it in his shoe
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
That's what I said
I left a Lego booby trap to guard my castle bed
But mom and dad were barefoot when they came to kiss my head
I meant to say I'm sorry but I laughed out loud instead
No, Santa's not coming
Believe it or not
I swapped the sugar for the salt beside the coffee pot
I saw it on a prank show so I gave it a shot
I thought it was hilarious, mom and dad did not
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
I wish I was nice
But when you tell me not to I just have to do it twice
Farty noises, whistle blows, creaky chairs and basketballs
And jingle bells and jingle bells
And jingle bells and jingle bells
And jingle...bells
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming
Santa's not coming for me
For me, for me
For me, for me
No Santa's not coming
For me