Cake In Space - Merry Christmas, Santa Lyrics

I've been super good all year long
I'm a super fan of Santa, so I wrote him this song
To document my deeds, of charity not greed
Instead of a long laundry list of presents that I need
It's possible I will succeed
It's important to explain to the man holding the reins
Why I should be so bold
Forcing him to hear me sing
I want Santa to know, I don't do well in the snow
I wanna spread some cheer, but I'll stay warm right here
I've cleared the perfect path from roof to chimney
To make his journey easy from the sleigh to my tree
And that's where I will be, waiting patiently to sing
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to every single creature in the world
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to every single boy and every girl
In the world
That hears my song Merry Christmas, Santa
I know my dilemma
Santa's never been seen
Except by Cindy Lou Who, but that Santa was green, not real
There's been lots of claims
That stop and give us pause
Stories full of fatal flaws
I saw my mom kiss Santa Claus
My plans not perfect
Guilting Santa's kinda mean
A captive Santa audience
Oh, the bells will ring
Cause it's rude to leave while someone's singing
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to every single creature in the world
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to every single boy and every girl
In the world
That hears my song Merry Christmas, Santa
I'm sorry, Santa
I know you feel tricked
But you were entertained
Didn't know I was gonna pop out from behind that tree and sing you a song
Merry Christmas, Santa
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to every single creature in the world
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to every single boy and every girl
Merry Christmas
In the world
Merry Christmas
Every single boy and every girl
Merry Christmas
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Merry Christmas
To every single boy and every girl
In the world
Merry Christmas, Santa