If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops
Then obesity would be an even bigger epidemic
300K Americans a year eat themselves dead
So, throw away your lollipops, and suck a dick instead
Or if you're into it, then go on and lick a clit
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
If all the raindrops were whiskey and tequila shots
Then go pack up your shit, we're moving to Seattle
