C O M R - Banished to Hell: Clive & Martin Unite Lyrics

Alright
Started a little early but we're gonna do it right off the bat
Is everyone ready
Yes
1, 2, 3, I'm gonna put it on my knee (My knee)
This little smelly pooplet
Of a guy
His name is Clive
Now don't get pressed by
Clive the Knee-Master his
Life's a disaster and he's
Going through disastrous
Divorce with his wife that's also a horse (She's a horse)
Cuz on his dimension level it's legal to
Marry a horse (She's a horse)
Now that comes with some birth defects like
Kids with long limbs and appendages
They have special bandages
For when they fall down the stairs
Under the constant threat
Of being eating by bears
Under the constant threat of
Growing too many hairs
And suffocating on the molecules
That
Fill up their little lungs that they have
There goes one now
Coughing away
It is the day of his death
And getting fessed by
Clive the Knee-Master
And he's coming
For these herds of cattle
That wanna go to battle
It's a war
So Clive the Knee-Master gets all the cows
He might be thinking why the f*ck is there a cow field
On a pumpkin patch when he's trying to save a guy that's
Stuck in a well
He rings the bell
The bell
He rings the bell
He rings the bell
The bell (The bell)
He rings the bell (The bell)
And from the disastrous hell (The bell)
Comes to catch us
Clive comes bursting through (Elbow Eddie)
His hair is gone it's true (Elbow Eddie)
The alopecia set in finally (Elbow Eddie)
It's hereditarily... (Elbow Eddie) Converted
Elbow room
He rings his bell and there goes down the bell
To hell
Hair goes down to hell
Clive the Knee-Master (Clive)
Help me get out of this well
Clive the Knee-Master (Clive's fallen)
Please get me out of this well
I've been stuck here for days
Send me a present from the well
To Eddie's hell
I got you
To ring the bell
It's the cracking from my knees
Thank god, I really had to pee
And I didn't want to sit
In a well of my own urine
It'd probably be gross and smell like gin
I didn't want that really bad
I'll help you fight the god of hell
When I get out of this port-o-potty
In exactly 32 seconds
32
31
30, 29, 28, 27, 26
(Twenty Seven)
25, 24
(Twenty Four)
23, 22, 21
(Twenty) 20
19 (Nineteen, Eighteen, Seventeen)
18, 17, 16, 15
14, 13 (Thirteen)
(Twelve is next)
12
11, 10, 9 (Ten... Nine, Eight)
8, 7, 6 (Seven, six)
(Five)
5
4, 3, 2 And 1 (And three, two, one)
Here we go now
We're coming back from the bathroom break
Had a pretty good pee
But over in the distance I can see
An angel of dragon lord clouds
It's a cow
With dragon wings
Protruding out the sides where its kidneys should be
Kidneys should be (Kidneys should be he got)
He got stolen by a guy that said he was open (Got stolen buy a guy)
To buy a desk on Craigslist (I gave him an extra kidney)
He got the desk and also got his kidney stolen (A child's knee)
And this guy used a knife
That wasn't sharpened to
Open a dragon crime
He's in the hill
Over the distance
Helping Eddie the Elbow-Master
He's coming over the side
Over the distance
Over the view
He's
Burning down the village
He's burning down the village
He's burning down the village
And no one's going to survive it
Clive the Knee-Master doesn't
Jump into action
Real fast
Clive the Knee-Master
Explode from your shell
Banish this kingdom back to its hell
Hell
That it came from
Full of fire
Hell that it came from
Full of fire
Hell that it came from
Full of fire
Hell that it came from
Full of fire
There they all go
Dancing back its hell
All natural
Just like the grass growing in the Autumn leaves
Just like when the leaves fall from the trees
Natural