There was a time when I could crack the room up with a joke
Now I'm way too scared to tell one 'cause who knows who i'll provoke
Like that time I tried to pantomime and failed to execute
Then they told me I'm insensitive for making fun of mutes
Why
Can't I turn a frown upside down
Why
Can't I turn a frown upside down
I wore humongous shoes that make me trip and fall
And they told me that's offensive if I'm not that big and tall
There was a time when people wouldn't scrutinize my clothes
Now they said I'm misappropriating Rudolf Reindeer's nose
Why
Can't I turn a frown upside down
Why
Can't I turn a frown upside down
Don't do no magic tricks
They'll think you're the devil
Don't tell no gags and bits
You're gonna get in treble
Haha, get it
Man, f*ck y'all
Why
