[ Featuring Green Velvet ]
Good evening parents
Tonight I'm gonna take you on a tour
Where the bad little kiddies go
By any means necessary
Some things that you quite won't be accustomed to
So I decrypt each and everyone of you to be own individual
Camera so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddies
Doing these bad little things for tomorrow's paper
So that will be 15 dollars
And prepare to enter club bad
Would you know it's not here than more than 30 seconds
And already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things
He is sucking on a balloon
Now this is not an ordinary balloon parents it is filled with nitrous oxide
Laughing gas (Ha ha ha ha ha)
But this is no laughing matter
Cameras ready prepare to flash
Now over here we have little Johnny and miss Joyce smoking on a joint
This is not the thing to fo'
I think we have to take pictures of these two
Cameras ready prepare to flash
Here we have some naughty naughty kids
They bought in some of their own liquor to the park
Now we can can not have that now can we
Six packs and pints I think not so
Cameras ready prepare to flash
