I am getting, so tired
I just can't phone home
Don't you dare, get so worried
All because I didn't phone
If you please, don't forget
I always make it there
But I guess, here's a reminder
I'm not going anywhere
And now I'm losing, my temper
As God keeps playing practical jokes
And I have to, laugh a little
Every time I find out I'm broke
Always find, I lose the meaning
Out of order, and out of wallet
Thank you all, for coming here this evening
Farewell Captain Bottlerocket