There's a reason they come in a pack of 24
There's a reason why I'm blacked out on the floor
I told my friends let's go for one
But we both know that's not how it'll end up
Cause we all do and have all done this before
We say let's just go for one
And finish what we're talking about before it's gone
But we don't, so we crack another one
Say this is it and then we're done
But then we switch from business to politics
And everybody has their own opinion
So we go, crack another one
Talk about some more
Cause a beer ain't one
I feel vibrations coming from my phone
My wife is pissed off that I'm not at home
We say let's just go for one
And finish what we're talking about before it's gone
But we don't, so we crack another one
Say this is it and then we're done
But then we switch from business to politics
And everybody has their own opinion
So we go, crack another one
Talk about some more
Cause a beer ain't one
If I could only have one
I'd find the world's biggest cup
So I could take it down nice and slow
We say let's just go for one
And finish what we're talking about before it's gone
But we don't, so we crack another one
Say this is it and then we're done
But then we switch from business to politics
And everybody has their own opinion
So we go, crack another one
Talk about some more
Cause a beer ain't one