I bought a bus ticket to the log cabin
I'm gonna start a pit during the first song
I'm gonna request Papa You Were A Sailor
I'm gonna bring 3 lighters to the show
I was really psyched to see Morbid Angel
I was really psyched to see Upsidedown Cross
I was really psyched to see Al Stewart
But not as much as
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David Buskin, David Buskin, David Buskin is coming to my town
He was much better with Batteau
But he's still heaver than Six Feet Under
I'm gonna drink 5 cases of beer before the show
And smoke tons of pot, crack, and dust
I was really psyched to see Judas Priest
I was really psyched to see Black Sabbath
I was really psyched to see Phranc
But not as much as
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