Even though you were black, you listened to Queen
You thought Freddy was the cutest guy you've ever seen
You went backstage and got f*cked in the ass
You took an HIV test, you didn't pass
[Chorus:]
Easy E got HIV from Freddy Mercury [x4]
You went to dinner, Freddy wore a leash
You ate fried chicken, Freddy ate quiche
Now Freddy's dead and he's in heaven
At his wake you ate watermelon
[Chorus]