They're probably out circling by the fire conversating
Bout girls they could never swing
Chronically unmotivated, IPAs the only thing they
That they all been drinking
Late at night when you come home
No boy I just don't recognize you
Stumbling through the door and talking who knows what
At half past two
And I'm just so confused
Bout what they do for you
I don't know why you hang out with your stupid friends (your stupid friends)
You'd get more from talking with the dog instead (it's gonna end)
I'm way past the point where I think I can pretend (your stupid friends)
Cuz boy no there ain't one good reason to hang out with your stupid friends
Permanent residents of their mama's basement
They're never gonna get that far
Constantly intoxicated, unemployed and irritating
I'm always wondering where you are
Late at night when you come home
No boy I just don't recognize you
Stumbling through the door and talking who knows what
At half past two
And I'm just so confused
Bout what they do for you
I don't know why you hang out with your stupid friends (your stupid friends)
You'd get more from talking with the dog instead (it's gonna end)
I'm way past the point where I think I can pretend (your stupid friends)
Cuz boy no there ain't one good reason to hang out with your stupid friends
I don't know why you hang out with your stupid friends (your stupid friends)
You'd get more from talking with the dog instead (it's gonna end)
I'm way past the point where try not to offend (your stupid friends)
Somethings gotta give cuz I'm positive that you're better without you're stupid friends