I can hardly concentrate
As my self-esteem deflates
Anxiousness begins to take
It's time to hurry up and wait
But I can't keep up, the treadmill's faster
Rent's too high, landlord's a bastard
Modern life's a joy eraser
I need a unicorn chaser
Unicorn chaser
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Little clout and little cash
Savings lost in the market crash
Living off our credit cards
Bankruptcy SPQR
As pundits pander sowing fear
The grifters' whistle dogs can hear
Their soundbites boil down to brickbats
Voters crown an autocrat
This culture war leaves me debased
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Unicorn chaser
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In a state of isolation
Opposing refugee migration
Unilateral policy
Televising casualties
The deep state is a police state
Hoarding drugs for its prostate
In nostalgia's cruel embrace
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Unicorn chaser
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Ministers spoon us pablum
How Earth's bequeathed to God's children
But we're hell bent on self-destruction
So we leave them problems like
Diseases congenital
Forever chemicals
Disasters preventable
Extinctions regrettable
Doom's pungency is what I taste
I need a unicorn chaser
Unicorn chaser
Unicorn chaser
Unicorn chaser