Redundancer - Gentle Bar Fight Night Lyrics

We planned to have a beer or two
Just hanging out nothing to do
The music played we laughed and cheered
Didn't know trouble was near
One drink led to another round
We started to get loud and proud
A push a shove a glance of hate
And then it all just escalates
I get a slap and I slap back
I throw a chair it hits a head
I get a hard kick in my neck
This evening has again turned whack
Bottles flying people yell
This comfy place turned into hell
Looks like I wasn't right
It's just another gentle bar fight night
The bouncer comes to break the fight
His presence adding to the fright
I dodge a punch I swing a miss
And from his fist I get a kiss
Sirens wail the cops arrive
We scatter try to stay alive
They cuff a few the rest disperse
This night has gone from bad to worse
I get a slap and I slap back
I throw a chair it hits a head
I get a hard kick in my neck
This evening has again turned whack
Bottles flying people yell
This comfy place turned into hell
Looks like I wasn't right
It's just another gentle bar fight night
We stumbled out into the night
Found another bar felt just right
We swore we'd keep it calm and light
But soon enough we're in a fight
Drinks are flowing tempers flare
Another night of wild despair
A push a shove then fists collide
Another bar fight can't be denied
I get a slap and I slap back
I throw a chair it hits a head
I get a hard kick in my neck
This evening has again turned whack
Bottles flying people yell
This comfy place turned into hell
Looks like I wasn't right
It's just another gentle bar fight night
Next day we nursed our aches and pains
Swearing off those wild nights again
But deep down we all know the truth
We'll be back here same old crew