I'm a Hot mess baby
I'm a wingnut lady
Crazy to stay here
Like a snail on a razor
I'm a Hot mess
I'm a car crash baby
I'm a Hot mess
Like a mayonnaise daisy
Ragamuffin nothing
Got a box full of something
Pipeline of pleasure
Addicted to treasure
I'm a Hot mess
I'm a roadkill milkshake
I'm a Hot mess
Presidential toupee
I'm a Hot mess
I'm a bounced check baby
I'm a Hot mess
Like a New York Subway
Curmudgeon cretin
Another day another beatin
Birds of a feather
Crash and burn together
I'm a Hot mess
I'm a bad egg baby
I'm a Hot mess
Like a quaalude monkey
I'm a Hot mess
Like an all night buffet