Jesse wants to steal
For his family
Mary was a whore
But she only had four
Adam was a loser
A loser with good taste
(Or so he thinks)
Martha was politics
Until her current affair
Drink the water
It all tastes the same
Your perfect nirvana
Your moment of fame
Timmy had a headache
So they gave him all the drugs
Sarah got a letter
Said she lost her job
Joseph was a burnout
Took all Timmy's drugs
Sarah got on welfare
Cause she don't f*cking care
Drink the water
It all tastes the same
Your perfect nirvana
Your moment of fame