Let me tell you the story
Of a little chubby boy
Who had nothing to worry
But had never felt any joy
Bored watching reality shows
He would stay in his bedroom
But little did he know
His life would change real soon
One night as he was still awake
His window opened wide
This couldn't be fake
A fairy inviting him to the wild
He felt his courage starting to grow
Telling him to leave the house to Go! Go! Go!
He hadn't left in years is house
And in this forest, he felt like the smallest mouse
He kept running without seeing anything at all
Until, suddenly, He fell into a hole
He woke up surrounded by a dozen skeletons
He was scared and frozen, he was done
Out of nowhere came this fairy he though gone
She fought the monsters telling him to run! Run! Run!
He run longer than we can tell
He was now feeling pretty well
The muscle had replaced the fat, he had no belly!
He could stop escaping, he was ready
So he punched!
He kicked!
He even felt his rivals were wick
He won!
Came back home!
And started a real life of his own
The moral of this story
Is that the only way to glory
Is by trial and failure and that's fair
So get your ass off your chair!