Morning commute coffee in hand just another day driving through this land
But here they come like a bat out of luck it's those damn red pickup trucks
I'm cruising along not a care in the world then out of nowhere they cut and they twirl
No blinker no warning just a quick swerve got me spilling my drink man they got some nerve
Damn red pickup trucks they're out of control riding my bumper messing with my soul
They're taking the lane like they own the road
I swear everyone's got a heavy load damn red pickup
Trucks I've had enough they're driving me crazy man they're rough
I pull into the lot trying to find a spot
But there's a red truck taking up the whole lot parked crooked taking two maybe three
I guess they think they own this property
You see them at the light ripping up loud acting all tough
Like they're so damn proud but when it turns green
They're slow as can be they speed up when you try to get free
Everywhere I go there's another one near flashing their lights
A tail in my rear can't escape them no matter the day those damn red pickups are in my way
Damn red pickup trucks they're out of control riding my bumper messing with my soul
They're taking the lane like they own the road I swear everyone's got a heavy load damn red pickup trucks
I've had enough they're driving me crazy man they're rough
So if you see me out there shaking my fist you know it's another red truck on my list
They think they're kings but they're just plain rude
And those damn red pickups messing with my mood
Damn red pickup trucks what can I say they're always there ruining my day
But I keep on driving dodging their stuff just trying to survive them and that's tough
Damn red pickup trucks here's my plea keep them away from a driver like me