Welcome to our annual show where we recreate the flow of Black Friday 98 when the Beanie Babies met their fate
Got the Beanie Babies dressed in gear, combat shoppers brought to tear through the aisles with shopping carts, playing out their battle parts
Black Friday fights society, battle stations, recreating history
Got professors in a brawl over dolls at shopping malls, grab those deals
Historical accuracy meets shopping savagery
This Thanksgiving tradition needs some crowd supervision
Scene begin
Dr. Smith from State, you play in care in number two, who fought over PS2 till security came through
Professor Jones in retail vest, recreating crowd unrest, while grad students take their notes on these shopping anecdotes
Museum directors look in stress, stay in character as the props get repossessed
Method acting in this retail drama scene, making history obscene
Someone's method acting hard, trading bows with credit card while the crowd starts chanting loud, making academia proud
Of this fateful recreation of consumer desperation in the name of history and shopping psychology
When the dust has settled down and the victors wear their crown, we'll remember how this day made Black Friday fade away
State wrapped! History served! Retail therapy
Lil'Z Country - Black Friday Fight Re-Enactment Society Lyrics
Lil'Z Country - Black Friday Fight Re-Enactment Society Lyrics
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Welcome to our annual show where we recreate the flow of Black Friday 98 when the Beanie Babies met their fate
Got the Beanie Babies dressed in gear, combat shoppers brought to tear through the aisles with shopping carts, playing out their battle parts
Black Friday fights society, battle stations, recreating history
Got professors in a brawl over dolls at shopping malls, grab those deals
Historical accuracy meets shopping savagery
This Thanksgiving tradition needs some crowd supervision
Scene begin
Dr. Smith from State, you play in care in number two, who fought over PS2 till security came through
Professor Jones in retail vest, recreating crowd unrest, while grad students take their notes on these shopping anecdotes
Museum directors look in stress, stay in character as the props get repossessed
Method acting in this retail drama scene, making history obscene
Someone's method acting hard, trading bows with credit card while the crowd starts chanting loud, making academia proud
Of this fateful recreation of consumer desperation in the name of history and shopping psychology
When the dust has settled down and the victors wear their crown, we'll remember how this day made Black Friday fade away
State wrapped! History served! Retail therapy
Got the Beanie Babies dressed in gear, combat shoppers brought to tear through the aisles with shopping carts, playing out their battle parts
Black Friday fights society, battle stations, recreating history
Got professors in a brawl over dolls at shopping malls, grab those deals
Historical accuracy meets shopping savagery
This Thanksgiving tradition needs some crowd supervision
Scene begin
Dr. Smith from State, you play in care in number two, who fought over PS2 till security came through
Professor Jones in retail vest, recreating crowd unrest, while grad students take their notes on these shopping anecdotes
Museum directors look in stress, stay in character as the props get repossessed
Method acting in this retail drama scene, making history obscene
Someone's method acting hard, trading bows with credit card while the crowd starts chanting loud, making academia proud
Of this fateful recreation of consumer desperation in the name of history and shopping psychology
When the dust has settled down and the victors wear their crown, we'll remember how this day made Black Friday fade away
State wrapped! History served! Retail therapy
Writer: Bruce Hinkofer
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid