Less Than Jake - Malachi Richter's Liquor's Quicker Lyrics

I'm happy to report my long standing last resort
ended by just stopping short of me burning like a torch.
Step off, stand back cause it's a fact I've got a match
and all my fingers crossed behind my back.

Give me some breathing room,
cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse.
Give me some breathing room,
cause there's something that I need to prove.
Give me some breathing room,
cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse.
And I'm gonna make the evening news.

Well I'm busy making plans with a flare gun in my hand.
Kerosene soaked through my pants, the last words of my last stand.
Step up, stand back, cause it's a fact I've got a match
and all my fingers crossed behind my back.

Give me some breathing room,
cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse.
Give me some breathing room,
cause there's something that I need to prove.
Give me some breathing room,
cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse.
And I'm gonna make the evening news.
And I'm gonna make the evening news.

Give me some breathing room,
cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse.
Give me some breathing room,
cause there's something that I need to prove.
Give me some breathing room,
cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse.
Give me some breathing room,
I'm on fire it's all ending soon
and I'm gonna make the evening news.
Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news.
Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news.