Lady Sovereign - The Broom Lyrics

[Talk:]
Ok, den, dis is somfin dat happened to me, yeah... and heres a little bit of advice: be careful wat you drink and who your drinking with. Trust me. ye just hear dis one yeah...hahaha...you fool!

[Chorus: x2]
If you beat your bredrin wiv a broom and she don't get up
Call de ambulance and tell dem that she jus got wack up
It's like nee naw bang-o-bang nee naw bang-o-bang nee naw bang-o-bang thats
what i sang,

"You're driving me crazy!" That's what she said like she was Britney,
Are you taking sumfing you really shouldn't you're name ain't Whitney
You stupid little bitch don't you eva start a riot,
If you wanna be startin sumfin, why not start a diet?
Now never ever ever ever bloody drink Stella,
Cuz it will send you spinnin like a helicopter propeller,
You're nutty like nutella you peanut butter nutty bitch
Huh,
Don't make me switch...

[Chorus x2]

She gave me a fat lip, what you drinkin cat's piss?
You failed actress, I'll stack your blood on blood on your matress,
Ha, you had to clean it up...
aww, you stupid f*ck,
Did you just call me a shmuck?
Don't push your luck!
She broke my glasses, I'll tell you wot they weren't cheap,
Maybe she was jealous of da property dat I keep,
You P.I.G shoulda grown up on da prairie,
Bitch, neva eva eva get leery again..
Bitch, Bitch

[Chorus x2]

See alla dis to me was like one big deja vu
I remember a coupla months ago when we had the same views.
Some people hide their knives, but you should hide your brooms
Cuz when I get vexed well I kinda stay in dis creepy mood
(Sing-song) ding-dong your turnin up on ma doorsteps shoutin like it's a sing-song
you dont wanna play around when i got my rings on
why don't you just bounce like you are a ping-pong
and stop actin like a clinger-on

[Chorus x2]

[Talk:]
Ok, so dis is wot happened,
She invited me to her house,
And when I got dere she was like "rrrrr you drive me crazy"
My friends wer dere, her friends were dere, and she was just actin like a goth
"rrrrr, Sovereign, you drive me crazy"
Shut up, and neva eva try and pop my lip again,
Cuz I will pick up da broom and I won't be cleanin your house... haha
"errrr she drivin me crazy (gag, spit) Idiot."