I would drink if it meant I wouldn't have to think about for a day
Or two, or seventy three, last night I thought about killing you
But I realized I didn't know what to do, if the police caught me in the act
The only place I could go
Would probably be San Francisco, but I don't speak, American
Do you remember the time when you bought me that flamingo
And you said "let's take it to the beach in Ohio" last night I thought about touching you
And then I remembered we are through
So I just shut my f*cking eyes and wished that you were here
We went down to South Chicago
We were looking to have honeymoon side by side on our funeral
Chuck what you said into the fire, f*ck the beach you're a liar
I could stand to see you go, with a knife stuck to your throat
Seeing you is a chore, the water here tastes like dinosaurs
Keep me here when you need me, afterwards go, me from your family tree
You bought land on Lake Ontario, but was it all for show?
Lake Superior told you to try again later
You're not who you say you are, I know that you're just a fraud
Chuck what you said into the fire, f*ck the beach baby you're a liar
I could stand to see you go, with a knife stuck to your throat
Seeing you is a chore, the water here tastes like dinosaurs
Keep me here when you need me, just to lynch me on your family tree, oh baby
Into the fire, f*ck the beach you're a liar