The Corbomites - Wrinkle Free Shirt Lyrics

I woke up this morning had to iron my wrinkle free shirt
Standard uniform today - Levi dockers and the same said shirt
Fill my travel mug with coffee and I head out on my way to work

Well the traffic's slow so they tell me on the radio
Check my voice mail from the cell
Somebody wants a dog and pony show
Rubber necking - stop short
Coffee's got but nowhere else to go

Wrinkle free shirt
Oh dear - all these stains here and here
Shirt
Really hate that shirt
And i've got nothing to complain about
Wrinkle free shirt

Ten minutes late - grab an extra tie from the drawer
I look up from my desk - see my good buddy Joe at my door
He just rolls his eyes and shakes his head at what I wore

Wrinkle free shirt
(We had the same shirt - he and me)
Shirt
(And I'm told they're wrinkle free)
Really hate that shirt
And i've got nothing to complain about
Wrinkle free shirt

Well there's no snafu like when they're just staring at you
I stick to my pitch - keep my cool through and through
But then I look down too - and through my open fly - oooh

Wrinkle free shirt
(The kind my mom would buy for me)
Shirt
(With little stripes and long sleeves)
Really hate that shirt
And I've got nothing to complain about
Wrinkle free shirt