[ Featuring Chong ]
Good morning, class, good morning, class, class? Class!? Shut up, thank you
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation
However she does send her love, at least finger paintings, and desk club she's making
I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant
Class, attention, attention, class! Class? Shut up, thank you
Young man, now give me that knife, thank you
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are
Class? Class!? Shut up
Far out, man
Thank you
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me
That your assignment for the last two months
Has been to write an essay in titled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class!? Clas- shut up, thank you
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay
Who me?
Yes, read your essay, please
Uh, I don't have it finished yet
Well then, read what you have, young man
Okay
The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation
The first day on my vacation, I woke up
Then, I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up
Now that's fine, young man
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Now that's fine, young man
Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore
The fourth day on my
Young man? Young man? Young man!? Shut up, thank you
Now class, I have a surprise for you
I'm going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry
The sun kisses the morning skies
The birds kiss the butterflies
The dew kisses the morning grass
Class? Class!? Class, wake up
I gotta go to the can, man
