Cassette Apes - TV Dinner Lyrics

TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner

Bomb the bastards
Start a war
99 newsmen keeping score
All the illegals washed to shore
I've seen it all on channel 4
Raise your molotov
There's no future
Kicking in a window
Steal a computer
Got me a wide screen
Got a new router
Pass me a molotov
Here's to the future

TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner

All these atrocities
See them on the TV
More bad news from Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Horror stories
Why you wanna scare me
Your scare tactics
Shove 'em up your jacksee
I'm not paying my license fee
To have the shit scared out of me
I won't be told I can't watch TV by the horrible bastards at the BBC

TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner

Misery in full HD
Won't win the phone in on ITV
Thought my chance was guaranteed
Richard and Judy lied to me
All these channels, nothing to see
Reality stars we want to be
Virgin media
Sky TV
It's all the f*cking same to me

TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
Micheal Winner

TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner
TV dinner