A million channels and there's nothing on
Arguing whether its scone or scone
A rash on my arse and I'm putting weight on
Heartburn but no Gaviscon
Its all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Milks gone sour and made my fridge stink
Call a shirt salmon when its actually pink
Next door neighbour took a shit in my sink
Big bomb of phet in a little fizzy drink
Its all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
No one can save us
Give a man change and it makes you think
But you know he's only gonna buy drugs and drink
Oh, leathers just fine but we all hate mink
The world won't end but they'll take us to the brink
Its all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
No one can save us
Its all getting so outrageous
You better call Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
Richard Dreyfuss sent to save us
No one can save us