YOUR RECORD COST $3.99
YOUR RECORD COST $2.99
YOUR RECORD COST $1.99
AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED
YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4]
YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATES
YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORES
YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMEO
YOU'RE A F*CKING HOMO
YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4]
CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN
YOU'RE IN THE RETURN LINE
THEY DON'T TAKE BACK RECORDS UNDER $3.99
THEN YOU START TO F*CKING WHINE
BUY A REAL ALBUM NEXT TIME