Guys always used to buy you drinks
And they'd always kiss your ass
Now you have just one tit
Ha ha you stupid c*nt
[Chorus:]
I always hoped you'd get AIDS
But breast cancer will do
Now you've got just one tit
But you used to have two
A drunk guy tried to feel you up
But there was nothing there
So he punched you in the teeth
And stole your money, c*nt
[Chorus]